that in the next couple of days I’ll post something similar to the column I’m working on now, about the imaginary war on Christmas.

War on Christmas? You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me!

Yep, sorry if you thought there actually was one, ’cause there’s not. Not here in the good ol’ USA (or any of North, South or Central America).

If you happen to live in Saudi Arabia or back in the OLD Soviet Union (and maybe a few other places), that answer would be different, but that’s not the point.

What is?

I’ll tell you when I finish the column. 😛

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