OK, after a delay, here we go …

The infamous hed, credited to Vinnie Musetto.

Something people might not know about a lot of us in the news biz is that many of us have a very weird sense of humor. One of the things that cracks a lot of us up are funny headlines, some intentionally so, some not so much.

Unless you’ve been living in a cave, you’ve probably heard of one of the more famous ones, the legendary 1983 New York Post headline, “Headless body in topless bar.”

These headlines haven’t reached legendary status (yet), but they’re still funny.

Whew! That was a close one!
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Reminds me of the contortions sports writers went through for headlines on stories about Tyson Gay and Casey Dick …
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See ya out on the obstable course …
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The writer obviously didn’t learn the M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter bit a lot of us Southern kids did.
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Anyone up for Freeway Jam?
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So. Many. Jokes.
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You have no idea how much I wish I’d written this one.
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