OK, confession time.

Birds weird me out. I was once assigned a story at a pet shop that specialized in birds and reptiles, and was stalked the entire time by an African Grey. Just creepy.

However …

When it comes to Monty Python’s Dead Parrot sketch, and a few other birds (as long as I’m not near them), I’m OK. Still a bit creeped out, but I can find the funny.

The laughing parrot, though … still kinda creepy.

… and it’s got a lot to say about you!
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Did I tell you to sit there, birdbrain?
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And, uh, there was a cat …
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No, I don’t have a drinking problem (hic)!
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Dang it! Just needed a few more seconds …
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You know, if you got satellite, I wouldn’t have to do this!
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This 50-foot Norwegian blue was dropped in a London Park last July to promote a Python reunion. I’m fairly sure he’s not just resting.
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And yeah, you knew I’d have to have the Dead Parrot sketch, too. Happy Sunday!