
The last time I let Luke do this, I went through a whole box of Band-Aids.
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I’ve not had a fun past few days, with my back muscles in apparent revolt.
Spasms? A laugh a minute … just don’t laugh unless you like pain.
I can’t do a lot right now, and I certainly don’t trust the boy to give me a massage. That way lies a lot of blood loss …

Oh, yeah … I can feel all your stress centered around the belly to which my kitty nibbles disappeared.
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Hey, I said my back hurts, not my face!
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What’s that smell? No, I don’t believe it was the dog, and no, I didn’t “dealt” it!
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I shall become one with your knotted muscles!
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Yeah, this is how I get all the ladies … not that I know what to do with ’em after that …
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Is there a reason you carry so much tension in your butt?
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Just gettin’ warmed up for ya!
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Well, crap … now I need a massage!
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