Sunday grammar

In all the exhausting hubbub of Friday (the Little Rock Marathon took over our parking lot and blocked off most of the surrounding area for a race today … grrr), I managed to forget about National Grammar Day.

My fellow word nerds, I have failed you, and I’m sorry.

To make up for it, or maybe just to annoy you, an ode to bad grammar …

But hey, the smiley face makes up for that incorrect "your." Image found on NotAlwaysWorking.

But hey, the smiley face makes up for that incorrect “your.”
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It's not a good sign (pun intended) when the signmaker doesn't know that an apostrophe isn't needed here. Image found on FunnyLittleFrog.

It’s not a good sign (pun intended) when the signmaker doesn’t know how not to use an apostrophe.
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If you must smoke (I'd rather you not as I'm allergic), please do so quietly ... some of us are trying to sleep. Image found on Pinterest.

If you must smoke (I’d rather you not as I’m allergic), please do so quietly … some of us are trying to sleep.
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MY EYES!!!! If you're going to make such a bad error, please, please, PLEASE don't keep doing it. Image found on GrammarVandal.

MY EYES!!!! If you’re going to make such a bad error, please, please, PLEASE don’t plaster it everywhere.
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Well, I know I won't be heading there for their English program ... Image found on Pinterest.

Well, I know I won’t be heading there for their English program …
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Ohhhhh, that's harsh! And he was such a nice young potato, too! Image found on Huffington Post.

Ohhhhh, that’s harsh! And he was such a nice young potato, too!
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And that price should be refunded immediately ... Image found on Out of Home International.

And that price should be refunded immediately …
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Am I the only one having a flashback to the Laverne & Shirley Fabian episode? Image found on Pinterest.

Am I the only one having a flashback to the Laverne & Shirley Fabian episode?
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Well, obviously not ... Image found on Huffington Post.

Well, obviously not …
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I thought I heard the chimney sniffle ... Image found on Daily Writing Tips.

I thought I heard the chimney sniffle …
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NOOOOO! Not the tongue! Image found on Viral Nova.

NOOOOO! Not the tongue!
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