It’s quite possible I’ll see this this week.

In two days, the furry one goes in for his annual exam. Once he’s recovered (so … like, Wednesday), I’ll probably be pulling out the laser pointer for a little fun.

But only a little.

If I do it too much, he decides he must attack me so he can play with it … he knows I’ll pull it out to redirect his aggression. Fairly sure he was a con man in another life … or Attila the Hun.

There will be blood …
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Very funny, people. I am NOT cleaning that up!
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NOW it all makes sense!
Jim Benton cartoon found on Twisted Sifter.

I’ll get you, my p … what did I come in here for?
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Let’s go outside, man!
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What … what … Mommy!!!
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We are in so much trouble.
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Aaaaand … we’re done.
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