No column today, but that doesn’t mean I’m not opinionated, what with all the fake news, the constant backtracking by the Trump administration, and Donnie Jr. perhaps sealing his fate, it’d be pretty much impossible for me to keep this in for another week. Plus, my buddy John drew my “church” from last week, so I’m having too much fun right now.

Fox & Friends had to tweet a correction after a tweet (retweeted, commented on and misinterpreted ad nauseam by the president) in which they mischaracterized a story from The Hill about the Comey memos. So they had to issue a correction, but it doesn’t mean they’re fake … CNN, on the other hand, totally fake. 😉

I was already feeling sorry for the White House spokespeople who have been reduced (when they actually hold briefings) to saying something along the lines of, “I dunno, I’ll have to ask.” Now I’m even feeling sorry for Rex Tillerson, whose statements keep getting undercut by his boss (“Hey, Putin said this.” “Nope, he said this, and he said I have pretty eyes.”)  That would make me rue the day I ever agreed to work for an infant, one who can’t believe that everyone in the G-20 liked the other guy (well, I guess except for Putin and Erdogan). Maybe having your daughter sit in for you, wandering around looking lost, and tweeting about John Podesta for no good reason might have something to do with that. Dude, why were you tweeting so much … you’re supposed to be engaged in diplomacy, not tweetstorms!

And Junior … while your dad may praise you for publishing those emails (what is it about emails???) about your meeting with the Russian lawyer, others are pointing out that they show clear intent on your part to work with the Russians to help your dad’s campaign. Considering that you apparently just published the email chain on Twitter to try to beat the New York Times to the punch, it’s not likely a lot of people will be willing to cut you some slack (maybe not even your dad, as the White House reportedly is in full crisis mode now … Dad finally commented Tuesday night … to plug Hannity). They probably shouldn’t give you even an inch.

Poor babies. Someone should get some aloe for those burns they’ll be suffering.

Yeah, I know, clumsy transition, but I’m tired, people! But some of the Trumpster’s targets weren’t too tired to fight back. John Podesta and Chelsea Clinton, I salute you!