Thanks to the flu catching up with me, I’ve been a little out of it, so I decided to instead use one of my backlogged guest columns on the Voices page instead of writing my own. No one really wants to read word salad.

Well, except for the people who follow the president’s Twitter account. But they don’t have your obvious good taste.

I’ll be back at it next week.

Apparently there’s a rule that you can’t go more than a day or two without feeling ill. So even though I was just about over my respiratory infection, the flu decided to attack. And it probably killed Kenny, too, the bastard.
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But she has a cold right now too …
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This is why I vampire sneeze.
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It’s either that or Barry White. Though I prefer Al Green.
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Yeah, this isn’t funny anymore. I don’t have the strength to beat a printer with a baseball bat. (Strong language in the linked clip, so be warned.)
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Yes, please!
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