I managed to jinx myself again by saying my health was OK. The flu saw that as a challenge, of course. Dang it.
Luckily, I had the flu shot, so the flu symptoms are gone now for the most part, and now I’m in the head-cold stage. Which means sneezing. A lot of sneezing. And I am not cute when I sneeze.
These guys are, though. Or at least funny.
If only I looked this cute. GIF found on hilariousgifs.com.
Who told you cats are dramatic? Oh, this guy. GIF found on giphy.
Listen up, cat: This is how you sneeze without calling attention to yourself. Oh, yeah, that’s what you wanted … GIF found on imgur.
Wait, how did this GIF of me get in here? GIF found on giphy.
Hey, there’s no way for sneeze in a distinguished manner. Give me a break! GIF found on kaixunfun.
Dude, it’s also impossible to look ferocious when you sneeze … grrr-chooo! GIF found on Animated GIFs.
Did you see that rock move?? GIF found on giftrunk.
Such a tiny panda. Such a giant panda sneeze. GIF found on giphy.
Crap … am I allergic to myself? GIF found on Cheezburger.
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