We often hear that April showers bring May flowers. We’re never told what May showers bring … I’m guessing mold and muddy shoes.
He’s doing his part for the planet. Give him a break.
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I love flowers. And that’s no bull. Unlike this really bad joke.
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Sure, it’s not a rat, but it smells better.
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Just don’t pee on the flowers. People don’t like that.
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Yes, it would. Pick more, dude.
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Don’t smell it, though. Unless you like being licked.
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Must. Reach. Flower. And. Destroy. It.
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Nah, I don’t get what the hummingbirds were talking about.
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You make everything better.
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
Definition:
Flowers: those that flow
No?
Sorry, that’s all I got.
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Me too. Think I’m tapped out at the moment. 😴
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Many years ago on the Newlywed Show when it was still hosted by Bob Eubanks, the husbands were asked what was their wife’s favorite flower. One man said “Pillsbury” and his wife obviously did not like his answer.
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I prefer King Arthur. 🤴🏻
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Do you use this flour on your Round Table? Does anyone come with it? Such as Sir Lancelot or Gawain or Mordred or Guinivere?
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Yaysh. Morgana has enchanted it.
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This has turned into a flour-y discussion.
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Carbs rule! 🍞🥐🥖🥞😉
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Carbs? Carburetors? The Rule Of The Carburetors?
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Noooooooo! I refuse to be ruled by carburetors. Bread is a more benevolent ruler.
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Actually I think most cars no longer have a carburetor. Instead they use electronic fuel injection now. I guess that means the carburetor has been retired from ruling.
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