Elaine who? I am joking because I have watched enough episodes of Seinfeld to know who she is. However, I missed the episode where we get to see her dance. My ex-wife said I was the world’s worst dancer and I have never liked dancing anyway.
I’m sure you’re not as bad as the guy I got stuck with in my college ballroom dance class when we were learning the polka. He actually flung me against the mirror. 🤕
I hate the polka.
Years ago, when a friend was the head of birds at the San Diego Sea Life Park, I had the opportunity to go into the penguin enclosure and walk around with the animals. Walking across the ice and snow, however, I slipped and slid toward one of the penguins, who, feeling threatened, drilled me in the knee. As I considered drop-kicking the sucker across the enclosure, I imagined a little boy on the other side of the glass saying, “Daddy, why did the man kick the penguin.?” So, I took one for the team.
Thank you for that. Better you not be remembered for that. 🐧
A few years back, a former coworker changed jobs again and went to work for the zoo, and I told him to bring some penguins by the paper. He never did, and now he’s working at city hall. I don’t want him to bring any of those guys by. They’re not as entertaining.
Thank you Brenda, I think Elaine looks as if she is both spastic and suffering an epileptic seizure at the same time. Since I am as bad a dancer as Elaine, I would probably be an appropriate dance partner for her. I am sure that everyone watching us dance would die laughing crazily long after they had lost their sanity.
I'm a retiree in his seventies. That may not be significant to many, since there is a bunch of us Baby Boomers around. However, in the year 2,000, when I received a diagnosis of Multiple Myeloma, I expected to be dead in three to five years.
“Such poise…..such grace” just like me on the dance floor.
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So you dance like Elaine Benes? 😆
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Elaine who? I am joking because I have watched enough episodes of Seinfeld to know who she is. However, I missed the episode where we get to see her dance. My ex-wife said I was the world’s worst dancer and I have never liked dancing anyway.
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I’m sure you’re not as bad as the guy I got stuck with in my college ballroom dance class when we were learning the polka. He actually flung me against the mirror. 🤕
I hate the polka.
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You need to see it:
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That unfortunate butterfly. It is probably wondering why those crazy penguins are chasing it.
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Apparently it’s just part of being a butterfly, having crazy creatures chase you.
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Was that penguin who took a right turn at Albuquerque traveling with Bugs Bunny? Maybe it was a rice turn instead of a left turn?
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Yaysh.
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Instead of the BayWatch theme, I am hearing the Chariots of Fire theme.
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I can see it … and hear it!
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No Happy Feet like the penguin in that movie?
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Penguins don’t dance. Don’t ask them. 😉
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Years ago, when a friend was the head of birds at the San Diego Sea Life Park, I had the opportunity to go into the penguin enclosure and walk around with the animals. Walking across the ice and snow, however, I slipped and slid toward one of the penguins, who, feeling threatened, drilled me in the knee. As I considered drop-kicking the sucker across the enclosure, I imagined a little boy on the other side of the glass saying, “Daddy, why did the man kick the penguin.?” So, I took one for the team.
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Thank you for that. Better you not be remembered for that. 🐧
A few years back, a former coworker changed jobs again and went to work for the zoo, and I told him to bring some penguins by the paper. He never did, and now he’s working at city hall. I don’t want him to bring any of those guys by. They’re not as entertaining.
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I like playing polkas but I do like dancing them.
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Thank you Brenda, I think Elaine looks as if she is both spastic and suffering an epileptic seizure at the same time. Since I am as bad a dancer as Elaine, I would probably be an appropriate dance partner for her. I am sure that everyone watching us dance would die laughing crazily long after they had lost their sanity.
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I would pay to see that.
Not much, mind you; I’m poor.
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You would pay to see that? Do you have one million dollars in cash?
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There are days i’m lucky to have $10 in cash.
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Yes I have seen patients have an epileptic seizure
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