With metaphorical and actual storms about, howzabout we try thinking of something else?
It’s National Collect Rocks Day (really, it is)! So get out there and find some … just don’t hit anyone with ’em … unless they really deserve it.

Luke collected pecans. I think he liked to hear me howl when I stepped on one.
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Speaking of, let’s enjoy some of the rock I really enjoy collecting.

Now go put on gneiss chert, whydoncha? Let’s eat, and I hope you brought your apatite. I don’t wanna take you for granite.
I’ll be here all week, folks. Tip your waitresses!
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