Not sure how someone got this GIF of me …
GIF found on Tenor.

OK, I’m tired and still recovering from a bout of suspected food poisoning over the weekend, so no regular post for me today. Yeah, I’m being kinda lazy. For readers of the print edition of the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, it means you’ll see instead a column from my buddy Earl, who happens to be the author of the textbook from my Intro to Sociology course in college. You can read more of his research/writing here.

The note in the paper telling people why I don’t have a column today says, “Brenda Looper has been in full get-off-my-lawn mode since some jerk stole her good shovel, so she’s taking the day to calm down. Her column, but probably not her shovel, will return next week.”

So … uh … a shovel … uhhhh …
GIF found on giphy.

You may think I’m making it up, but I’m not. Apparently my rakes and shovels are the items to steal around here. At least the asshat didn’t steal the edger. Yet.

I bought a shed to store the tools, but it has to be assembled. I was sorely disappointed that the thief didn’t come by and put it together to make up for stealing the shovel. Dang it.

Soooo … today I just bring you a few things that have cracked me up in between frenzied trips to the powder room. Let me just say that laughter isn’t necessarily the best medicine when you have stomach troubles.

Right, I know, this isn’t that lazy. But I feel guilty.

Ba-dum-bum! Still better than the camel yelling about hump day.
Image found on Bored Panda.

I wish I’d known that when I was freezing last winter.
Screenshot from @SprintingYogini’s Twitter page.

Furry watermelons like ice cream? Ya learn something every day.
Image found on Reddit.

Recorders. The horror!!!! (If you’ve got some time to kill check out the Bude Tunnel reviews on TripAdvisor. They’re hilarious.)
Screenshot from Owen Williams’ Twitter page.

Then will come the alpacalypse. No one will be spared.
Image found on ReachOut Forums.

And just ’cause. Randy Rainbow cracks me up.