Today is one of those “fun” holidays. Yes, those are air quotes, because today is National Clean Out Your Fridge Day.
I know I need to do that, but I feel like being lazy. That, and I cleared a bunch of ice from the freezer last night and I’m just starting to get feeling back in my fingers.
If you need a little help with the task before you, call on these guys … if you can get them out of the fridge first.
Luke didn’t get in the fridge; he would instead lounge upon it, which is why my home fridge always had stuff on top of it to keep him off. Mama’s didn’t.
Did you eat the rest of that leftover pupperoni pizza? I wanted that! Image found on The Funniest Animal 2017.
Pardon me, but can we talk about how pitiful the selection is in here? Image found on KittenToob.
Ma, something just touched my foot. Maaaaaaa! Image found on Pinterest.
Why’re you lookin’ at me like that? I’m just getting you some ice cream! Image found on ViralPursuit.
Nah, none of this looks good to me. Do you have any day-old squirrel? Image found on Pinterest.
I replaced the bulb, you idiot. You’re welcome. Image from egotvonline.com.
What? I’m from the frosty North! Image found on PetsFive.
Oh, I know the hoomins have good stuff in here somewhere. I could have sworn I saw some salmon earlier … Image found on Figo Pet Insurance.
This brings to mind a photo I know I’ve shared about before, but it’s one of my favorites and perhaps you’ve forgotten it. A guy is sitting in the empty refrigerator, reading a book, as he explains, “The recipe said to chill in the refrigerator for an hour.”
According to Marlow the Golden Retriever, I almost never have anything in my refrigerator which smells good or interesting to him–except on the rare occasions when I order a meat and cheese pizza.
I'm a retiree in his seventies. That may not be significant to many, since there is a bunch of us Baby Boomers around. However, in the year 2,000, when I received a diagnosis of Multiple Myeloma, I expected to be dead in three to five years.
This brings to mind a photo I know I’ve shared about before, but it’s one of my favorites and perhaps you’ve forgotten it. A guy is sitting in the empty refrigerator, reading a book, as he explains, “The recipe said to chill in the refrigerator for an hour.”
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If only Jeffrey Dahmer had known that joke … I’ll show myself out. 😏
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According to Marlow the Golden Retriever, I almost never have anything in my refrigerator which smells good or interesting to him–except on the rare occasions when I order a meat and cheese pizza.
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Do you give him the pizza like a good dog dad? 🍕
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Yes I do share the pizza with him. I even cut up the pizza into dog sized bites and he still thinks his life is as ruff as bark.
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Losing the feeling in your fingers if you are performing outside at certain times of the year is one of the occupational hazards of being a musician.
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