There are many things about Jan. 24 to laugh about. For one thing, it’s Belly Laugh Day. It’s also Talk Like A Grizzled Prospector Day. Weirdly, it’s also the first day of Kiss a Shark Week 2021. Though if you kiss a shark, you probably won’t be laughing because of all the death.
Still, you should laugh today. Just don’t kiss a shark.
Especially don’t kiss this one. LEGO pain might mean he’ll take it all out on you. Image found on cheezburger.
I keep thinking I’m tired of the Bernie mittens memes, but then another one pops up that makes me snort. This is the true uniter of the inauguration. Image found on DumpADay.
The answer’s always yes, Netflix. Just play the damn show. Image found on Beam Living.
It’s probably a good thing I don’t have kids … I would totally do this. Image found on Laughtard.
When you have frequent brain farts, it’s better if you’re not a teacher. Hence, I’m not a teacher. Image found on Bored Panda.
What was that you said, Sheila? I thought so! GIF found on Twisted Sifter.
Most of the clothes I’ve bought since the pandemic started? Pajamas. Best. Purchase. Ever. Image found on Alpha Gamma Delta.
Close, but my robe’s not pink, and I don’t use curlers. Too much trouble when you’re not going anywhere. Image found on Copy Hackers.
Of all the things Monty Python gave us, the French Taunter from The Holy Grail is one of my favorites. GIF found on giphy.
It’s actually a good thing I don’t have a cat right now. I’d never get any work done at all. Not because I’d be dressing the cat in pajamas, though. I don’t have a death wish. Image found on The Gauntlet.
Just ‘cuz … From funnycutepics.com.
In case you need inspiration on talking like a grizzled prospector.
I'm a retiree in his seventies. That may not be significant to many, since there is a bunch of us Baby Boomers around. However, in the year 2,000, when I received a diagnosis of Multiple Myeloma, I expected to be dead in three to five years.