No column today, but …

It’s such a cute belly, and needs further investigation.

I gave my column space today over to a guest column as I have several with a clock on them (it’s one on young people in the Arkansas travel industry; if I used either of the other two for the week, both by Democrats supporting higher teacher pay, it’d be a field day for the trolls). That doesn’t mean, though, that you get nothing here. You’ll get a bit of Charlie and other things that have amused me in the past several days.

I mean, seriously, who wouldn’t want to stare at that belly? (If you’re nice, he might even let you give him a belly rub.)
This is a serious chonk.
Drive sober or your car will roll over. Say no to catnip before driving, kids! Image found on Episcopal Cats With Problems.
And people wonder why I generally keep my door closed when I’m in the office.
Sure, it SAYS chicken, liver and beef flavors, but are we sure that there’s not some Soylent Green stuff going on? You can actually by these at Chewy. Image found on Chewy.com.
Oh, to be that flexible … Image found on Episcopal Cats With Problems.
Now THAT’S a sploot.
This may be my favorite usage of this particular meme template. Because I’m a punny nerd. Image found on Words, Words, Words: Puns and Wordplay.
That is all. You may leave my presence now, peasant.