Slowly but surely, I’m getting better, though not fast enough for my liking. But you know what always makes me feel better? Chocolate! And ya know what day it is today? World Chocolate Day!
I think it’s time for another dose …
Does that also make it vegetarian? Score!
Image found on Reddit.
And I don’t even have kids.
Image found on cheezburger.
I’d even take just the chocolate … though I’d prefer both … bills, ya know.
Image found on Very Funny Pics.
Because chocolate could kill you, sweet boy. And if my chocolate goes missing, I might kill someone.
Image found on imgflip.
I try not to let this happen, but sometimes …
Image found on me.me.
This would be me, but I’m pretty sure that’s the cheap, waxy “chocolate.” You can’t really call it chocolate.
GIF found on giphy.
No, kitty, that’s my chocolate. The salmon is yours.
Image found on cheezburger.
Tracey is no longer Rachel’s friend.
Image found on esmemes.
Rachel’s stance forevermore. And mine. Except for the weird chewy maple ones. You can have those.
Image found on Pinterest.
Serenity is a fuzzy belly 