St. Patrick’s parades canceled everywhere, but the horses still raced at Oaklawn. Yeesh.
Editorial cartoon by Milt Priggee.

I haven’t yet been to the store, and I’m dreading it. I need bread and milk, but who knows if it’ll be there? Toilet paper I have, but I guess one more package wouldn’t be out of line. And I mean one, not one gross. People have been going more than a little nuts, buying everything as if the world were ending. Fairly sure it’s not … yet.

I’d much rather think of happy things. Tuesday’s St. Patrick’s Day, and that means lots of green. Though hopefully not faces … but with this coronavirus going around, you never know.

I’ve never been more happy to be an introvert.

I’m only a little Irish, so please just blow a kiss. Yeah, stay over there, thanks.
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Every single St. Paddy’s Day he thinks he’s a leprechaun …
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Who decides which Muppets wear clothes? I’m concerned.
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I wouldn’t either if he put this get-up on me.
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Hey, is that corned beef? Dibs!
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I lean toward shenanigans, though.
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Try pinching me again and you’ll be out of luck.
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Ah, the ol’ Irish setter blessing …
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