As my neighbors to the southwest deal with Harvey, now a tropical storm but still very dangerous (as I write this, one person has been confirmed dead), let’s try for something a little light-hearted. Lord knows we need it.
It’s very important to know your hurricane categories. Image found on Imgur.
Here I am … rock you like a hurricane … yeah, I never get tired of that. Image found on Way of Cats.
When the dogs show up, though … Image found on Conscious Cat.
And tuna. Lots and lots of tuna. Image found on Picofunny.
Toddler hurricanes are dangerous indeed, but usually don’t result in flooding … unless they put toys in the toilet. Image found on Pinterest.
And not a moment too soon. I don’t like when my paws get wet. Image found on QuotesGram.
Why am I out here? I’m not Al Roker! Image found on Pinterest.
But no, they have to be boring … or named after invisible 6-foot-tall bunnies. Image found on someecards.
If you’re nice, you won’t have to sit with the snakes and skunks. Screenshot from Blake Arthur-Wayne’s Twitter page.
I loved the hurricane story in which a man was stranded on the roof of his house when a rescue boat came by. “No thanks,” he replied, “The Lord will save me.” Later, another boat came by and received the same wave-off reply. Finally, as the water was lapping onto his roof, a rescue helicopter offered to pick him up, and again, he gave the same reply.
The water rose further and he drowned.
In heaven, he whined to God, “Why did you abandon me? I trusted in you and you let me die.”
God responded, “Don’t blame me. I sent two boats and a helicopter.”
Yes cats are fine creatures. If you don’t believe me, just ask one. I am sure the cat will be glad to tell you in detail what an excellent creature it is.
I'm a retiree in his seventies. That may not be significant to many, since there is a bunch of us Baby Boomers around. However, in the year 2,000, when I received a diagnosis of Multiple Myeloma, I expected to be dead in three to five years.
I loved the hurricane story in which a man was stranded on the roof of his house when a rescue boat came by. “No thanks,” he replied, “The Lord will save me.” Later, another boat came by and received the same wave-off reply. Finally, as the water was lapping onto his roof, a rescue helicopter offered to pick him up, and again, he gave the same reply.
The water rose further and he drowned.
In heaven, he whined to God, “Why did you abandon me? I trusted in you and you let me die.”
God responded, “Don’t blame me. I sent two boats and a helicopter.”
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Hmm, there’s a lesson in there …
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Oops, that was supposed to be a reply to earlbabbie.
You know me, I love any post with kitties.
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Kitties rock! 😀
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Yes cats are fine creatures. If you don’t believe me, just ask one. I am sure the cat will be glad to tell you in detail what an excellent creature it is.
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Then he’ll go right back to ignoring you. 😸
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