Unfortunately there’s not really enough free space in our parking lot to do this … damn it.
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After spending 10 minutes Friday trying to get out of my parking spot (thanks to a serial bad parker who loves to park too close and at too much of an angle), my thoughts this weekend have been a little more vengeful than usual. I am looking, as I often do, to Princess Bride and that master of vengeance, Inigo Montoya.
While I have no plans to do anything bloody, my mind is whirling with nonviolent ways to fight back against the jerks (like Mr. Nissan Frontier) in life.
Now these animals? Blood probably will be involved.
Who knew Bambi was a Princess Bride fan?
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Apparently you’re under the impression I’m a stinky dog. My claws will soon show you the error of your ways.
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Yep, calves are awfully cute, but they can be real asses.
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Revenge will be squishy.
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This is why I don’t cook lobster or crab. My food should not be armed. Or alive.
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Yeah, you’re not gonna want to stick around, Doctor.
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Power to the puppies!
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I think I foresee an accident in your future.
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
Inigo Montoya, one of my favorite heroes in one of my favorite movies. (Time to watch it again.)
I’m sure you know the other classic Bambi story, but just in case: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXCUBVS4kfQ
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Have fun storming the castle!
I hadn’t seen that, but now I have. Poor Bambi. 😉
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My sister and I are wheeze laughing!
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Success! 🤣😹
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THANK you Earl. Now “Godzilla” by Blue Oyster Cult is walking in circles inside my head.
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