We’re closing in on Christmas, and no, I still haven’t done any decorating. Doesn’t mean I don’t admire the ingenuity shown by other people. Maybe next year I’ll use some of these ideas.
Just the kind of wreath I need!
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So what if Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie? It happens at Christmas, so that counts! Don’t piss off John McClane, though.
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I have a cousin who researches Bigfoot (seriously), and he’d probably love this.
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Because nothing says Christmas like dinosaurs.
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OK, this one I would do because I’m a big geek and I’d like to exterminate humbug. No one’s better at extermination than a Dalek.
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Oh, c’mon! Don’t waste good okra like that!
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If I were ever to make one, this would be it. I don’t have the patience for a traditional one.
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The beauty of this one is that it’s perfect for the lazy; just add eyeballs and a tree skirt, and you’re done.
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I don’t even want to think about how they got it up there (I’m assuming it’s just the frame, but that’d be heavy too).
Image found on Mental Floss.
The Gingerbread Man has clearly had enough.
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
Speaking of cars being in odd and unexpected places, many years ago I was hiking on the Ozark Highlands Trail near Ozone. I was about a mile or two from the nearest road (paved or unpaved) which was state highway 21 when I saw what used to be a car about ten feet from the trail. The car looked as if it had been manufactured before I was born. I am still trying to figure out how that car got there in the first place.
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It’s the Ozarks. Cars tend to show up in weird places. 😉
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And, speaking of Bigfoot, many years ago on the cover of the program for the local science fiction convention, there was a picture of the Fouke Monster wearing a propeller beanie on its head. No I do not remember who drew that picture.
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I think I’ve seen that. I don’t know who did it either.
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Is the term “Bigfoot” a case of body shaming? I guess “small hands” would qualify, also.
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I dunno. My youngest brother never seemed inordinately shamed by it.
I’m going with “tiny hands” … started to say “baby”but don’t want to insult babies.
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Love the tree with the eyeballs. Although even that is one tree more than I bother with. I used to settle for red bows on the front garage lights. Now I don’t even do that.
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Right there with you. It’s just too much trouble for one person.
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