I managed to jinx myself again by saying my health was OK. The flu saw that as a challenge, of course. Dang it.
Luckily, I had the flu shot, so the flu symptoms are gone now for the most part, and now I’m in the head-cold stage. Which means sneezing. A lot of sneezing. And I am not cute when I sneeze.
These guys are, though. Or at least funny.
If only I looked this cute.
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Who told you cats are dramatic? Oh, this guy.
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Listen up, cat: This is how you sneeze without calling attention to yourself. Oh, yeah, that’s what you wanted …
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Wait, how did this GIF of me get in here?
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Hey, there’s no way for sneeze in a distinguished manner. Give me a break!
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Dude, it’s also impossible to look ferocious when you sneeze … grrr-chooo!
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Did you see that rock move??
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Such a tiny panda. Such a giant panda sneeze.
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Crap … am I allergic to myself?
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
I’ve been sneezing now for several years. I don’t have any other symptoms, so I don’t think it’s the flu (got the shot) or the bubonic plague (couldn’t find the shot). I just sneeze–loudly and moistly.
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We used to have a copy editor who would sneeze so loudly you could hear him on other floors of the building. Pity the newbies who heard it for the first time with no warning. 🤧
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Gesundheit Fraulein Looper; A Votre Sante Mademoiselle Looper.
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Danke and merci!
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If a surgeon gets a flu shot and then goes into the operating room to save lives, is that an example of operating under the influenza?
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Ba-dum-bum! 🥁
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I never thought of animal sneezes as cute. Until now. Some of those little dogs are hilarious.
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Poms, especially. Their sneezes are funny enough, but add in the weird noises and the exorcist head, and it’s golden! 🤣
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