Thanks to the flu catching up with me, I’ve been a little out of it, so I decided to instead use one of my backlogged guest columns on the Voices page instead of writing my own. No one really wants to read word salad.
Well, except for the people who follow the president’s Twitter account. But they don’t have your obvious good taste.
I’ll be back at it next week.
Apparently there’s a rule that you can’t go more than a day or two without feeling ill. So even though I was just about over my respiratory infection, the flu decided to attack. And it probably killed Kenny, too, the bastard.
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But she has a cold right now too …
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This is why I vampire sneeze.
Off the Mark by Mark Parisi.
It’s either that or Barry White. Though I prefer Al Green.
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Yeah, this isn’t funny anymore. I don’t have the strength to beat a printer with a baseball bat. (Strong language in the linked clip, so be warned.)
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Yes, please!
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
Be well.
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Thanks, Earl!
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Have you ever heard of the parody of South Park called South Bark in which they fix Kenny as in neuter him instead of killing Kenny?
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Hadn’t, no. And now my head’s swirling with possibilities. … No, sorry, that’s mucus.
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Why don’t people ever say that they have a good cold which is making them feel bad instead of saying they have a bad cold?
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Because nothing good comes from a cold. Gross, yes, but not good.
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I was feline good–until I saw the picture of the cat who is asking if I am feline well and do I need a purramedic?
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So are you well, or good? Or is it all well and good? 😸
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It is all well and good because I can take my PUNishment.
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🤔😆
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Oh yuck. That’s so unfair!
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I know, it sucks. And just when I was feeling better!
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