Where the hell’s my W-2???
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If you haven’t filed already, you’re probably a little stressed out about doing your taxes. I filed mine online (why had I never done that?), so I can relax and watch all the people who haven’t yet.
But I’m here to ease your stress with some laughter because, while tomorrow is tax day, today is International Moment of Laughter Day. I’m here to serve.
Not that I need you. I just need your money and the things it buys for me.
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A few are spending it on marmalade and honey, but it was statistically insignificant.
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Uncle Sam’s gonna take a big bite.
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Funny, you don’t look like the tax man …
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While I’m impressed with the commitment, somehow I don’t think it’ll work.
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Can I hide under there too, please?
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They’re all off-shore, of course.
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Let me show you my lint collection. We have plenty of time!
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That’s what you get when you use sloth CPAs.
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Evolution is for suckers!
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Your refund’s going to buy me lots of tuna treats!
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
Speaking of tax returns, it’s been well over 2 years since DJT began promising to release his and now past the deadline for the IRS to follow the law and answer a legitimate request from Congress. If this keeps up, I might begin to suspect they are covering something up. Russia? Underpaying taxes? Phony charitable deductions? I’m jest sayin’.
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I know, right? It does seem a mite suspicious. 🧐
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I wish I could claim my dog as a dependent but I don’t think the Incomprehensible Revenue Service will allow that.
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More than likely not, but we know the truth.
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Marlow would like the idea of being claimed as a dependent if he was smart enough to understand the concept.
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He’s a very good boy. 🐶
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If we lived in Hell, would it be the Infernal Revenue Service?
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Don’t dismiss that possibility yet.
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LOL (at Earl)
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Are we not there yet?
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No we are not in Hell yet because we haven’t found the Highway To Hell (that AC/DC liked to sing about) which is paved with Good Intentions.
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It appears the highway to hell is D32 in Michigan. 😏
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And Hell (Michigan) did freeze over this winter.
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A lot of snowflakes up there, apparently.
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Speaking of paying taxes, did you read the comic strip Mallard Fillmore in today’s newspaper?
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Yup. Uncle Sam is really needy.
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