Yes, I’m a bit of a Marvel movie geek, and I know the “final” Avengers movie is out, but I haven’t seen it. I’m just not a fan of seeing movies in the theater, so I usually wait for it to come out on DVD or a streaming platform. At least at home I don’t have to deal with other people talking through the important scenes. Plus, I have better snacks that cost a lot less.
Still, I can celebrate superheroes, as today is National Superhero Day. Not all heroes wear capes, though … some wear fur. But yeah, the cape thing can be a bit dangerous, soooo …
Sorry, guys … DC’s OK, but I prefer Marvel. Plus, there’s the cape thing.
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I used to have that superpower, but I apparently filed it away and forgot where.
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And balls … and sticks … and bacon … and …
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Well, maybe not so innocent. It is pretty ugly.
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Or BatCat. Because, you know, cats.
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I’d wear a costume but it might crush my beautiful whiskers.
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Whoa … Captain America’s gotten kinda dark.
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You know, if Stark had just ponied up, I wouldn’t have to make my own.
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But you don’t look angry, so why are you Hulked out?
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And lap up water at the speed of sound. Not that much will make it in when you lap it that fast. Then the cape comes in pretty darn handy.
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
I am counting on the 20 (and counting) superheroes to vanquish the evil Agent Orange, Don of the Trump Crime Family. Is that too much to ask for?
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No, it’s not. But they’re taking their sweet time.
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Yes capes can be dangerous and so can cloaks according to Evil Overlord Rule Number 213: “I will not wear long, heavy cloaks. While they certainly make a bold fashion statement, they have an annoying tendency to get caught in doors or tripped over during an escape.”
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Coats with long strings or belts do the same thing. My raincoat is forever getting caught on something.
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I prefer to watch movies at home also and for the same reasons.
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Wise man.
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My dog doesn’t wear a cape but he still thinks he is a superdog.
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Well, he is. 🐶
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