It will officially be fall tomorrow … but it still doesn’t feel like it. It does, though, feel like I’m going to keep tripping over my own feet. That’s the only fall I’m feeling right now.
I should be embarrassed by how often this happens to me.
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And this too. Sometimes chairs just don’t like me very much.
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I must go; my people nee- … my people need ice … lots of ice … and some arnica would probably help too. My butt’s gonna be purple for a few days.
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I would be more embarrassed by the “dancing” than the fall if I were these two.
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So many things are wrong here. She deserved to fall. And it does explain a lot of things about the sinks in the ladies’ room at work.
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Wait … so you mean sloths don’t fall in slow motion??
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This is going to look so cool on my Facebook page … OK, not so much.
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Some people just aren’t meant for parkour. Me. Definitely me.
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Still one of my all-time favorites. Birds are jerks.
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And here you can see why I don’t much like heels or stairs.
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I am just this graceful. Good thing we don’t get this much snow down here.
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It’s the waking up mid-fall that gets me.
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I will draw her in with my sexy shimmy … ow … please don’t look at me.
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
Ouch! The penguins reminded me of a time when a friend, head of birds at SeaWorld in San Diego, invited our family to enter the penguin enclosure and walk among them. I was doing fine until I slipped on some ice and slid just a bit toward a penguin who panicked and drilled me in the shin. I was getting ready to drop-kick the little sucker across the enclosure when I saw the glass wall behind which a little boy would ask, “Daddy, why did that man kick the penguin?” I smiled as tears ran down my leg.
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I had that same experience … but it was a porch swing and a poodle. 🤣
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I am sure Autumn will fall on us soon considering how many dead brown leaves have already accumulated in my back yard.
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But did they turn brown naturally, or were they fried by the heat? 🔥🍂
I’m ready for fall temperatures, instead of what we have now. I don’t think we’re quite at Wisconsin’s 10 seasons (we’re lucky to get one winter, much less three), but c’mon … I need some cool temperatures and slight breezes!
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I will have to ask the leaves if they turned brown naturally or if they were fried by the heat.
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That man in the second picture certainly isn’t the Chairman.
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But he at least looked a bit suave while flailing. 😏
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Suave and de-boner?
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I was wondering where that knife went …
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Those women were “dancing”?
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That’s their story. I have my doubts.
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Why do some women even wear high heels in the first place?
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Men.
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That cat in the last picture who was trying to shimmy must not be named “Sister Kate”.
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Have you ever heard the song “I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate”?
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No, I hadn’t.
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