Dat’s my brudder. He still has much bigger feet than I do.

OK, I was stuck on a topic for today. It’s my youngest brother’s birthday today, but you guys don’t know him, soo … In casting about for a subject, I found that January is a national or international month for a lot of things, most apparently having to do with getting healthy or organized, or awareness of some serious thing or another. Sundays are not serious here unless absolutely necessary, and considering someone seems to want us to be at war with the world, I think we all need something to take our minds off it.

So I give you … National Walk Your Pet Month. Some say dog, some say pet … if you can put a leash on it, you can certainly try. I tried with Luke a few times, and he figured out how to pull his collar and the leash off. I then tried a harness … and he just fell over and refused to budge. Some cats enjoy it, but Luke wasn’t one of them, so his harness and leash went to the shelter for a critter who would tolerate it better. I have a feeling he’s up in heaven right now laughing at all the people trying to walk their cats. Stupid hoomins.

It was just as well that Luke hated the leash and harness since he turned out to be allergic to grass. Unless he was faking.
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I won’t be shellfish … you can pet him.
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Until the dog finds some stairs. Find the stairs, pup, find the stairs!
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Screw my owner. I left him at the bottom of some stairs.
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Luke didn’t go up a tree; he went under the back porch, which was how he figured out how to get the leash off.
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Owner better thank us for letting him sleep in.
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Do you have any idea what dogs do on walks? And they don’t even pretend to cover it up!
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At least at a vegan restaurant there’s no danger of your goose being cooked.
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Hey, where’s that goose? We’re ready for that game of Duck Duck Goose!
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And then they fell victim to the allure of boxes as well …
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