Not that it matters, because there will be six more weeks of winter anyway (that’s how calendars and seasons work), but today Punxsutawney Phil … or at least the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club … will make his prognostication.

So instead of science and meteorologists, we’re going to pay attention to a chubby marmot. Yep, sounds about right.

Matter of fact, my degree is in civil engineering. I like to help beavers build dams.
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And the Cheetos, Doritos, Cheerios …
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Now if that’s not the cutest groundhog I’ve ever seen …
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Not me. I prefer you over the Super Bowl.
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And now you know why the dang thing is wet.
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It’ll look pretty much like today, except less fun.
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Especially when those weird guys in top hats come around.
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Yeah, thanks for the treat … where’s the coffee? You got me up this early, you owe me coffee!
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