This Easter is a bit different than usual. Egg hunts will be inside or maybe in a small area of the backyard (if you do it inside, make sure to note where every egg is, especially if they’re real eggs … unless you want quarantine to be a lot smellier than a bunch of people who haven’t showered in a while). Sunrise services? Well, maybe someone’s streaming them somewhere. The Easter Bunny is staying six feet away because he doesn’t want what we might have, and doesn’t feel like wasting the good chocolate on us this year.
So what do we do?
Laugh. Pretty sure it’s still OK to do that.
No church service? Where am I supposed to flaunt my fabulous look?
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Mama was a chicken. Dad was just nuts.
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The Easter Bunny is toothier than usual … I don’t remember fangs …
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I curse the decisions that led me to this path in life.
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Damn it, Sharon, you were supposed to dye the eggs, not me.
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So tell me about the benefits … do I get a valet for my litter box?
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He’s having them for breakfast, and he’s not the least bit sorry.
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Those things have teeth around here.
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We’ve been in quarantine too long. I am NOT a bunny!
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
It will be interesting to follow up on these defiant, mass Easter gatherings after a couple of weeks. If nobody get infected, that will be proof that God protected them. If everyone gets infected and dies, that will prove that God wanted them to come home. Win Win.
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There was a news report recently that interviewed people leaving one of the church services defying orders, and one woman said she was covered in the blood of Christ, so she would be fine. Which brings to mind my former RA, who was in my philosophy class my freshman year. When we’d study together, she wouldn’t really study; she’d just pray for God to give her the knowledge to pass the test. I had to tell her that God gave her a brain expecting her to use it. 🙄
Some people now could use some understanding of that.😏
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A certain former sister-in-law told me that the people who have recovered from COVID-19 are the ones who have genuinely repented of their sins while the people who have died refused to repent.
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Her again? Can’t say I’ve missed her.
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I don’t miss my former sister-in-law and I am not even aiming to aim at her either.
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What’s her answer to why so many truly evil people/people who refuse to admit they’ve done wrong are still alive? 🤔
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We could name names, but that would kinda violate the spirit of Easter.
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I don’t think I want to ask her that question.
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God gave everyone a brain. Some people just don’t want to use them.
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Did you see the cartoon where the Devil (otherwise known as Satan) decided to resign because our current President is so much more evil than the Devil that the Devil can no longer compete with him?
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No, didn’t see that one.
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My former sister-in-law serves the same function or place as what is called a “Useful Idiot”. For me she is like a benchmark or a measuring point. If I know she will disapprove of something I want to say or do or try to tell me it is “Unchristian”, I know that I should go ahead and do it or say it. If she knew that this was how she is useful, she be angrier than Marvin the Martian in a certain Bugs Bunny cartoon.
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