After two and a half weeks off, it takes a while to get back in the swing of work.
Things take a bit longer for me to do, like reading page proofs and editing, especially when I have to keep reminding myself to get my butt up and go grab some lunch from the refrigerator before my stomach acids start making things unpleasant, or to walk around for a while so my muscles don’t suddenly forget they exist.
It was a little easier when I was staying at a friend’s house because she would remind me to do those things. Plus, there were Sarah’s critters, and occasionally visiting critters, to amuse me (Charlie the cat, I can sincerely say I’m not sorry for bothering you).
Just because I’m back at home doesn’t mean Sarah’s not still keeping an eye on me, though, and I’m glad to have such a great friend, especially when she texts me pictures of Charlie and Josie curled up on the couch where I was cuddling with them a week ago. (And by the way, congratulations to Sarah for getting the technical writer position she was hoping for! Well-deserved!)
Like me, Sarah is a great lover of words, and Monday morning she sent me a Facebook post promoting a revival of “scurryfunge,” meaning the hasty tidying up you may do when you find that a last-minute guest is coming. When I wondered what the word would be for being too tired to scurryfunge (which happens a lot when you’re recovering from surgery … or you’re just frickin’ lazy), she thought about it and ultimately came up with “purryfunge,” meaning “to rest comfortably (preferably with a cat) with little to no desire to scurryfunge.”
I did a lot of purryfunging at Sarah’s house … when I wasn’t booping Charlie’s nose or rubbing that belly. (I know! I’m still surprised the boy allowed it.) When my furry one was alive, I did that pretty much nonstop … which led to the occasional scurryfunge when some person was crazy enough to come over. Hermits like me prefer our own company and those of a few trusted friends and critters. As I reminded someone who asked why I had groceries delivered rather than go to the store myself, not only do I tire easily and am unable to lift much while I’m recuperating, there are people at the store. PEOPLE. Ew.

Scurryfunge deserves to be used more than it is. Language blogger Paul Anthony Jones, who blogs as Haggard Hawks, noted in an August 2017 post: “[W]hen it first appeared in the language in the late 18th century, scurryfunge originally meant ‘to beat’ or ‘lash,’ and later ‘to rub’ or ‘to scrub clean.’ These two apparently unrelated meanings are perhaps connected through allusion to someone working hard enough or with enough power or elbow-grease to wear away or abrade a surface; in that sense, etymologically scurryfunge may be in some way derived from scour. Precisely where the funge part comes from, however, is a mystery.”
Heck, where it came from in the first place is a mystery as well, as a search for its origin shows. (Old English? Newfoundland? Who knows?)
“By the early 20th century,” Jones wrote, “scurryfunge had largely fell out of widespread use in the language, apparently surviving only in a handful of regional dialects. By then, however, its meaning had altered slightly [to its present meaning]—perhaps through later confusion with the word scurry, which has been used to mean ‘to move rapidly’ since the early 1800s.”
In 2017, British language experts came up with a list of 30 “lost” words they believed should make a comeback, including “quacksalver” (someone who falsely claims medical knowledge), “peacockize” (to strut or pose ostentatiously), and “sillytonian” (a silly or gullible person).
Scurryfunge was not among the 30 words, but was discussed, along with the list of lost words, by the BBC in a story about Jones and his book “The Cabinet of Linguistic Curiosities.” (In the book, “scurryfunge” is the word for Dec. 15.) Jones told BBC Culture, “I’ve been obsessed with language ever since I was a kid.”
See? I’m not the only one!
Since childhood, Jones has been on a mission to save obscure expressions from extinction, the BBC wrote. “I found one, ‘shivviness,’ in an English dialect dictionary; it means ‘the uncomfortable feeling of wearing new underwear’ and comes from ‘shiv,’ which is an old Yorkshire dialect word for a splinter or a loose thread. It’s that idea of something being itchy.”
Others in his 2017 book included “eucatastrophe” (a sudden and unexpected fortuitous event [ye olde happy ending], coined by JRR Tolkien), “gobble-pipe” (a saxophone) and “proditimania” (the irrational belief that everyone around you is a traitor).
I think we all know of at least a few who suffer from proditomania, including one currently making noise in Ukraine.
When I was in college, one of my favorite professors was Dr. Alexander Sydorenko, who had fled Ukraine (beset then by both Joseph Stalin and Nazis) with his family when he was a child. He introduced his World Civilizations students to the massacres at Babi Yar (the memorial site of which was bombed by Russia in the past week, killing five), and in an honors seminar in the wake of the Berlin Wall’s fall, analyzed the downfall of Soviet-style communism throughout the Eastern Bloc. He was tough, but fair, and was always happy to help students understand something better. He retired somewhat recently; sad news for future students who love history as he does.

In a Facebook post Friday, I wrote: “Dr. Syd was a favorite of mine not just because of his brilliance and sense of humor, but because he didn’t let the tragedy of his past overshadow his future. He wanted people to be aware of what happens when fascists are allowed to run wild, and to learn from our history.”
As George Santayana said in “Reason in Common Sense,” “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”
I think Ukraine has a long memory for the tragedies it’s suffered. The Kremlin strongman would do well to remember that.





I misread ‘eucatastrophe’ as ‘educatastrophe’ and as an educator I began imagining all sorts of unpleasantries. I think it would most directly apply to Trump University [sic] and other for-profit schools.
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I think you’re right. Of course, the most consistent educatastrophe would be not letting teachers teach or allowing parents/political forces determine curriculum.
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I positively basked in this post, especially the part about grocery stores. I, too, have fallen in love with grocery delivery. As for “scurryfunge,” I have a lot of experience but never knew what to call it. And by tomorrow I probably will have forgotten it. I do that more and more these days.
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Me too; my memory is a sieve some days. The plus side is you get the pleasure of rediscovering words you’ve forgotten.
I do miss a few things about physically going to the grocery store, but I spend less with delivery and I don’t have to be around people. That’s clearly tilted toward delivery as far as I’m co concerned. Now if Walmart would get back to letting us pick our own substitutions, it’ll be even better.
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I think we can be reasonably sure that “scurryfunge” did not come from Klingon.
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It doesn’t sound angry or guttural enough. 😏
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Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine in an attempt to forcibly add it to the rest of Russia has reminded me of a particularly depraved and sick song.
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Putin wants his baby named Ukraine back.
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I wish sometimes that the only option wasn’t “like”…
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🤣
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Yes that is a very weird “song”. Ew – i hope it doesn’t hang around in my head 😧…
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It was intended to be a parody or satire of teenage disaster songs in the 1950’s and 1960’s. You should not take it seriously.
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Love your tribute to your educator!
Glad you’re getting back into the swing of things 🙂.
I too love words & the book looks so interesting!
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Dr. Syd was and still is an inspiration for me. Two other of my professors retired at the same time he did, which makes me feel really old. He was there the longest, though, at 48 years.
I’ve thumbed through the book and am loving it. It was meant to be read each day, with a different word each time. I think I need to read it through the current date so I can at least try to do it that way.
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