With metaphorical and actual storms about, howzabout we try thinking of something else?
It’s National Collect Rocks Day (really, it is)! So get out there and find some … just don’t hit anyone with ’em … unless they really deserve it.
Luke collected pecans. I think he liked to hear me howl when I stepped on one.
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I knew there was a reason I was keeping those boxes …
Crabby Road found on Lipy.
This one’s for you, Laurence.
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Uh … I work for a paper … just sayin’ …
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Yes. And he still is.
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Speaking of, let’s enjoy some of the rock I really enjoy collecting.
Now go put on gneiss chert, whydoncha? Let’s eat, and I hope you brought your apatite. I don’t wanna take you for granite.
I’ll be here all week, folks. Tip your waitresses!
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
Yes, have a gneiss day, but don’t take it for granite.
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You rock, Earl! I’m sure many others share that sediment. 😂
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Have a lovely day! See, I’m a little boulder today.
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Excellent; I lava it! Now, don’t take any schist from anybody!
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I usually throw words at people instead of rocks (or rolls).
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Never waste a good roll!
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Especially the rolls at Lambert’s Restaurant in Sikeston, Missouri the home of the “throwed rolls”.
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I loved the rolls at Your Mama’s. Too bad that place is no more 🙁
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Thank you Brenda but I am not sedimentary because I try to walk regularly for exercise. Also, at my job, the intensive care unit is so spread out that I must do a lot of walking as part of my job.
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Must be gneiss.
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I try not to take anyone for granite (he said igneously).
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Also I try to be gneiss and not post any profanity or cuss words such as “Schist” or maybe the southern version: “Schee-ist”.
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Put some more syllables in there, dang it!
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I do try to wear one of my gneiss cherts to work everyday.
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What did the shy pebble wish for? To be a little bolder.
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I am really ROCKin’ out tonight.
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A little pun-chy, are we? 😂
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Yes I was trying to resist temptation but Someone did mention my name (not to mention any names) and I do agree with the sediment.
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🤔🤓😆
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