The big day is now just 10 days away, which means crazy pet owners are taking their lives into their own hands by putting costumes on their critters. That means sales of antiseptic and bandages go up, and so do belly laughs.
Someone has to benefit from their sacrifice.
So you say my presents depend on whether I’ve been good this year? I was a very good boy! So where are my presents?
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No worries, I ate him. Your secret’s safe with me.
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What the hell is this thing and why do you keep yelling “Ho, ho, ho!” at me??
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I wanted the bacon treats, not the turkey ones! You’re a bad Santa!
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The sausage was deee-licious!
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When I catch this thing, it’s dead!
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It was ninjas. With chainsaws.
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The only way the hoomins would let me sit on the shelf was to wear this. I regret my choice.
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Santa Claus is coming! Hide the jerky treats!
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Yeah, Grandma, thanks, I love it! Wait … is this wool? I’m allergic. Darn it all.
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I got this cool hat, though.
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Read the tail, Karen. There will be consequences.
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Don’t be fooled. The cat is eyeing the dog’s jugular.
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
Marlow is a lucky dog because I don’t make him wear any costumes. However, he doesn’t seem to realize how lucky he is–sometimes.
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He knows. 🐶
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What is “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa Claus going backwards.
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“It was ninjas with chainsaws” instead of one innocent looking little beagle?
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Yaysh. He tried to stop them, but they had chainsaws. He’s not crazy.
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“Santa Claus is coming. Hide the jerky treats”? Don’t you mean Santa Claws?
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“Some fat dude tried to break in last night and I chased him away” Yes Marlow would act just like this dog and try to steal Santa’s hat. So far as Marlow is concerned, this is his house also because he lives here.
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