I keep managing to jinx myself and ended up sick yet again Thursday (maybe a recurrence of the flu, or maybe my IBS), so I’ve spent the last couple of days trying to rest and recuperate. Still, I haven’t forgotten about you, my beloved readers, and invite you to celebrate with me … Awkward Moments Day!
Wait … was that awkward? ’Cause I kinda feel like it was …

That awkward moment when your cat spoils the epic prank you had planned by being aware of her surroundings …
GIF found on Twisted Sifter.

When you and a bear are both doing a pee-pee dance and there’s only one bathroom, that’s awkward.
Image found on Playbuzz.

What’s really awkward is that the guy was waving to the bear in the background.
GIF found on Pinterest.

I just did that face … I don’t know why people were laughing … and I don’t know how they got in my house either …
Image found on JustPost.








It feels awkward that I can’t think of a clever comment on this.
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Don’t worry. I feel awkward too. 😉
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Awkwardly intrudes…
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Awkwardly looks at feet … 😉
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Tries to fly…..auk–wardly.
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I knew you’d come through. You’re so PUN-ctual.
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Thank you Brenda. I took my time because I was trying to think of something clever to say. Instead, my brain (or what is left of it) thought up this cleverly atrocious pun.
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🤣
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Someone on Facebook recently sent me an even more atrocious pun. Would you like to see it?
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Yes, please. I’ve battened down the hatches. 😬
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Two red blood cells got married. A friend said, “I see you tied the clot. Are coagulations in order?”
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Ba-dum-bum! 🥁
Perfect for someone in the medical field. I’m sure my cousin the phlebotomist would be snickering.
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Your cousin is the bottom of a flea? There did that break open the hatches?
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Well, she lives in Oklahoma, so I wouldn’t doubt some of her patients call her that. The rest, like my mom, probably call her a vampire. 💉
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Is calling her a “vampire” a bloody mistake?
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Only when the needle’s in her hand. 😉
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Is her toll free telephone number 1-800-V-A-M-P-I-R-E?
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No toll-free number, but her phone number spells out IT SUCKS. 😉
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