Somebody’s gotta scrape all that stuff off!
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After Wednesday’s column, a cranky commenter on the newspaper’s site said that I had to scrape “the bottom of the Internet” to find the conspiracy theories I used. (And yet, I found them so easily …)
But ya know, why not scrape a little bit more randomness from the ’Net? Something has to take our minds off the scariness to come … and I’m still waiting for someone to scrape the gum off the bottom of the Internet.
How’d the cat get the oven door open? Satan.
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The possession begins …
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You’re joking, right? That would mean my mom isn’t really my mom!
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I think that squirrel was at my house Saturday.
Image from “Texts from Mittens” found on catster.com.
The dog knows what’s up. Never trust a squirrel.
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If you can’t laugh at penguins chasing a butterfly, you have no soul …
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What’s missing is the cat hacking up a hairball, the one in full catnip-fueled racing mode, and the one sleep-farting.
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This was missing too …
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We actually got a letter last week from someone who believed the sports editor and his “elk” were belittling people … these elk obviously weren’t a part of that.
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That’s all right, Doctor. When you’re a millenium old, it’s easy to get confused.
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Serenity is a fuzzy belly 
I thought the traffic tie-up was due to the Elks’ Lodge letting out after a raucous party. Good thing it wasn’t Rotarians, cause they keep circling back.
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OK, you had to have heard the cackle I just let out from your house. 😀
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I have finally gotten some hearing aids, so I can hear everything. Who knew the political ads had sound? I liked them better the other way. But back to your comment: how did you cackle from my house? Have those ventriloquism lessons finally started paying off?
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I think it’s one of the reasons I only watch live TV sparingly now. This election hasn’t been as bad as the last one as far as Hulu ads, when almost every commercial break had a Tom Cotton ad … mute doesn’t do much good there.
Yep, they have. If your washer starts laughing at you, it’s me. That’s the danger of me writing out replies when I’m tired. 😉
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Did I ever tell you the joke about the devil worshipper with dyslexia who tried to sell his soul to Santa?
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Where do you think Santa got all those elves? 😉
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Not sure cat-friendly Brenda would warm up to someone who worshipped Dog.
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Some dogs, but not Dog. It’s the crotch-sniffing. 😉
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