In two days, the furry one goes in for his annual exam. Once he’s recovered (so … like, Wednesday), I’ll probably be pulling out the laser pointer for a little fun.
But only a little.
If I do it too much, he decides he must attack me so he can play with it … he knows I’ll pull it out to redirect his aggression. Fairly sure he was a con man in another life … or Attila the Hun.
There will be blood … Image found on E = MC Hammer.
Very funny, people. I am NOT cleaning that up! GIF found on giphy.
NOW it all makes sense! Jim Benton cartoon found on Twisted Sifter.
I’ll get you, my p … what did I come in here for? GIF found on giphy.
Let’s go outside, man! Image found on lawlz.
What … what … Mommy!!! GIF found on giphy.
We are in so much trouble. Image found on BuzzFeed.
I know Luke does … and I’ve spent the last two days catering to him … he’s next to me right now, and a little annoyed that his kneading didn’t make me yell 🙀😾
I'm a retiree in his seventies. That may not be significant to many, since there is a bunch of us Baby Boomers around. However, in the year 2,000, when I received a diagnosis of Multiple Myeloma, I expected to be dead in three to five years.
Is “psycho cats” superfluous?
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There are a few that aren’t psycho … though most of those are sociopaths. 😉
Yeah, they LOOK laidback, but they’re planning your downfall …
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Remember cats think we are supposed to be their servants.
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I know Luke does … and I’ve spent the last two days catering to him … he’s next to me right now, and a little annoyed that his kneading didn’t make me yell 🙀😾
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